Happiness is....two kinds of Ice Cream

Well, I'm not so sure about the "happiness is" part, but I have learned that there are definitely two kinds of ice cream.

First, there is the "BC" (before children) Ice Cream. "BC" Ice Cream is eaten at your leisure. You get yourself a bowl, curl up on your cozy couch with a fuzzy blanket, and watch an episode of The Amazing Race.

On the other hand, "AC" (after children) Ice Cream, is like BEING in an episode of The Amazing Race. You sneak into the kitchen, get yourself a bowl, and furtively eat it standing at the counter. No time to lose! Still, they find you. Cries of "BITE?","BITE?" fill the air. All of the marshmallows are picked out of your ice cream. You endure a crying fit when they are told that "this is the last bite". And, of course, you end up wearing more on you than even they do!

Happiness, indeed!